A modern independent  courtesan for London

MICHAELA  WARNER                                                                                                                                                                        

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

I'm now no longer able to meet at Bethnal Green. For a short time only, we can make other arrangements while I move through the final stage of my retirement.

If you'd like to visit before I retire completely, just drop me an email.  For ideas, all of my options are on my How Much? page including the new Fondle Extra.   See you soonish .....

PRIVACY WARNING !!

Don't forget that in the UK (and possibly elsewhere)  your employer is legally entitled to snoop on your emails.   So it's worth getting a private independent address first before going any further.  

Are you sitting comfortably?   Then let's begin ....

I'm an  independent courtesan in my prime, offering  holistic sensuality, authentic massage and real companionship by appointment, Monday to Friday.  

You may have seen my reviews on  Punternet.   If you haven't, there's a link to them from my Reviews page.  And thanks to A1 Independent Ladies, Punterlink and Cupid's Addiction for mentioning my site and to McCoy's Guide  for my 5-star rating. 

If you're wondering about the exquisitely skilled artwork above (huh?!)  ...  in a world of "genuine" photos, I thought a doodle would tell you just as much.  I have blue-green eyes, hourglass curves, shiny dark pixie-cut hair and apparently an impish smile, according to my visitors.   

"Creativity has got to start with humanity ... " -  Marilyn Monroe

Our first conversation will be by email not by phone.  My reasons for this are on my Bookings page.  

I like to meet up with gentlemen of all cultures (there's no colour or disability bar). Excluding people for no good reason isn't my style.  And since my bossy cat stays home these days,  guide dogs can now find a warmer welcome (and a cool drink) at my place!  But I've finally conceded defeat in the search for a wheelchair-accessible London flat. So if that's an issue for you, we can talk about a home or hotel visit.

Considerate, reliable grown-ups are always welcome.  Flighty, deliberate timewasters are not. Selfish immaturity and great sex just don't go together.  If you like kissing as much as I do, see my Respect page for some ideas on that. 

               Don't get out of your depth !!       

There are NO PHOTOGRAPHS OF ME HERE  

(and none are available so don't ask) 

but it's still an adult site.

I'm not breaking any laws 

but you could be if you're under 18.

Ready to run through the rest of my pages?  Click here....  

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