DECISIONS, DECISIONS

"Too much of a good thing is ..... wonderful! !"  -  Mae West

If you've read my other pages and I've soothed your nerves (or fired them up all over again !)  the easy part's over. Now you need to decide which of my services you'll choose.

My services range from half an hour to three hours depending on what we'll be doing and how much of a treat you want to give yourself.

NEW!  FONDLE EXTRA  Before I retire, some of my clients have been asking for an extended fondle session but without the whole shebang of my looong sessions. So I've added some slippery breast massage and a half hour of my deep Swedish massage which also gives us time to chat.  So for that in-between treat of the Fifty Pound Fondle's erotic espresso followed by some deep soothing authentic therapeutic massage, there's now the Fondle Extra,  a full hour for £100.

THE FIFTY POUND FONDLE   I've brought back my special Kissing Day event.  Since one of my reviewers mentioned it, I've had a steady stream of interest in making it a permanent fixture. Half an hour starting with sultry smooching and stripping off on the sofa, building up to a big finish of slow and slinky hand relief  to send you back out into the fray with a warm glow and a clear head.  Erotic espresso for days when you haven't got time to dawdle.  "Incredibly sensuous" and "erotically charged" to quote a happy fondler. 

You could have my GIRLFRIEND TLC making love in various delicious (and protected) ways after a toe-tingling massage. It's great for if you're between relationships (or married to your job!) and lasts 75 minutes for £190. After making love, when you're in that warm snoozy zone, I'll give you a deep swedish massage, just right for afters. 

90 MINUTE MIX   This is by far my most popular service. Coming Twice with the deep Swedish massage for £240 . To give your body extra time to recover, the massage is in between your two climaxes. That means plenty of time for me to recharge your batteries or to just have a nice relaxed chat. You might be surprised how well it works. This is especially good for those days when you're really frazzled.  

TWO HOUR TREAT   The next most popular choice.  Some days you have time to really dawdle.  Another 30 minutes  makes room for extra helpings or an extra loooong, full body massage.  Or a lovely rambling discussion about all sorts of things, as deep or as light as you like.   Keep the hustle & bustle at bay a bit longer for £300.

THREE HOUR FEAST  some of my clients keep a special treat on the cards for birthdays or to celebrate a hard-earned achievement.   I'll try to find your favourite tipple and nibbles to make it a special occasion.   Build yourself an indelible memory for £400. 

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